Scott Thompson’s Fruit Blog: Mangos
It’s summer school at Fruit Blog as our sweaty denizens lay on the books in a last ditch cram before final exams. Their tome of choice, the superstar of tropical fruits, the sensuous mango. Known as the testicle of God, eating a the mango is like tea bagging a tree and that’s why it’s this narrator’s favourite fruit. Highlights in this episode include a demonstration on the proper way to eat the damned thing by Mr. Dinn and a reappearance by Madame Frantowski’s jeggings. They practically steal the show once again with the most selfish tugging and pulling sequence since Sally Rand’s sister Ayn did burlesque.